The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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# "Mostly Harmless: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Entry on
Earth" or alternatively: # "Earth: The Mostly Harmless
Planet That Got Demolished on a Thursday" or: # "Sol III
(Earth): An Insignificant Blue-Green Planet in the Unfashionable End
of the Galaxy"
# EARTH
**Earth** (also known as Sol III, Tellus, Terra, Gaia, or "Mostly
Harmless") is a small, utterly insignificant blue-green planet
orbiting an unregarded yellow sun in the uncharted backwaters of the
unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy.
For reasons that remain entirely unclear to galactic civilization,
Earth's inhabitants spent most of their history being unhappy and
blaming each other for it, while simultaneously inventing the digital
watch—a device so spectacularly primitive that most sentient species
still can't quite believe it.
The planet was notable for having:
- **Dolphins**: The second most intelligent species on the planet
(after mice, but before humans)
- **Fjords**: Particularly the ones in Norway, which won an award
- **Tea**: A beverage that Arthur Dent considered almost, but not
quite, entirely unlike what the Nutrimatic machines produced
- **Vogons**: Who demolished it to make way for a hyperspace bypass
Earth's entry in the *Guide* famously consisted of just two words:
"Mostly Harmless." This was later expanded by field
researcher Ford Prefect to include details about the planet's
atmospheric composition, the fact that its life forms were so
amazingly primitive they still thought digital watches were a pretty
neat idea, and a warning about the local planning regulations.
The planet was destroyed on a Thursday, which never really sat well
with anyone.
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